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It has recently come to my attention that many people in the world do not have zombie plans (a plan of retreat or combat during a zombie invasion/infestation)

Now for the most part i’m fine with this. That just means i’ll be the most prepared person of them all giving me key looting opportunities and a jump on traffic

However I can not be so selfish in my plans regarding the post apocolyptic world. I’ve come to the realization that most people making zombie plans are males. This will present a problem down the road when we’re faced with repopulating the world after the zombies have become rotten and decomposed due to the increased heat caused by global warming (just a small part of my overall plan)

With this in mind i encourage all who read this small blog post
On this small site
In this large mass of information we call the internet
to take 5-15 mins just making a simple zombie plan
and involve as many of your sisters, daughters, mothers, female cousins as possible

If you wish feel free to post them in the comments below
No matter how crazy they are

QQOD:”Then we’ll have to fight Jim Pattison, and he’ll be super strong because money translates into zombie magic”- Daniel (the prophet of zombie doom) Cryderman

The following are two short films, one comedy and one not, both entitled In God We Trust [neither are religious flicks].

First, from the director of Juno and Thank You For Smoking, Jason Reitman. A genuinely funny little film; the kind that gets you a career as a filmmaker.

And second is a little more serious, and, while it could’ve been two minutes shorter, has an overall good message. Watch the first 1:30 and you’ll get all you need.

Enjoy,
-Kashif